Etcetera is at it again...lol!
Those women who wear simple and
proper undergarments, this article is not about you. It is for those women who
are confused and concerned and are leaning toward spending their hard-earned
money on a magic garment that is being peddled as if it can solve all that ail
them, only to be sorely disappointed....
Every eight seconds, a woman
looks in the mirror and wants to be smaller. I have a huge problem with this type
of women. Whenever I meet people who pretend to be what they are not, it gets
under my skin. When you present yourself as something, you’re asking me to
trust you are exactly what you say you are. Why would you then abuse the trust
you asked for with the goal of winning my heart? That is not fair. A friend of
mine introduced me to a very hot chic at a bar in Ikeja and after hours of
hanging out and getting to know each other, she followed me home. All I could
think about was what she’d look like under all those tight clothes, but when
she finally grunted her way out of those really tight jeans and her body began
to spread in all directions, I suddenly had a headache and didn’t feel so well
and I gave her cab fare home.
I mean, is this body magic thing for-real?
It is ridiculous. To think that someone would honestly wear it instead of
putting the time and effort into actually losing the extra pounds should be a
personal embarrassment. It’s really gone past pathetic. The extreme to which
our women are going to capture an image of beauty that is neither holistic,
healthy nor attractive is crazy. It seems so strange that some ladies complain
about not being able to find sincere, honest and real men when everything about
them is synthetic, processed and unreal. Ladies, let me sell you a clue. If you
find a man, any man, who seems to be attracted to women who have certain
physical attributes like fake hair, fake nails, fake round bum-bum, fake flat
stomach, fake eyelashes and fake breasts, odds are he’s a fake man. So if
that’s what you’re looking for (fake men), then that’s cool. Leave the ‘real’
men to the ‘real’ women. If my girl had to undress and all of a sudden picked
up 8 to 10 pounds merely by taking off her corset, the attraction would have
ended immediately. Because it is a fraud and I don’t get myself involved with
fraudulent people. What worries me most is, how do you as a lady guard your
emotions from the reaction you will inevitably receive when that look of shock
and disdain appears on the face of your man after he sees those parts you’ve
been hiding under that body magic? If you find yourselves that undesirable, why
would you expect a man to find you desirable?
Let’s look at this thing called
body magic and the falsity around it. It makes you feel you have dropped three
dress sizes right? Which basically means you’ll shave off about three inches of
fat in ten minutes, firm up your abs, and boom, you’ve lost all the extra
weight. Yes girlfriend, a body magic can reshape you. Wearing a corset can change
your bust-line, by raising the breasts upwards and shaping them, flattening the
stomach, and improving posture. However, these effects are only temporary and
will be lost on removing the corset. Indeed, excessive corset wearing has been
claimed to weaken certain muscles, making it more difficult to maintain your
shape. Another thing a body magic can’t do is make a mound of fat disappear.
Using a body magic for this purpose does nothing except shift mass fat into a
place it originally was not supposed to be. Think about it, if fat was supposed
to be buried deeper into your body, then guess what? God would have put it
there. It’s stored on the outermost parts of your frame for a reason. Squeezing
into a body magic and hoping it’s going to help permanently hide whatever flaws
your body may have is a joke. And for Christ’ sake, the thing is so
uncomfortable and tight, that it makes you unable to breathe or ease yourself
when pressed.
I am really sad that our ladies
don’t talk about healthy eating or exercise anymore. Body magic is a temporary
fix at best and deceitful for that matter. Ladies, let’s be truthful here, if
you met a guy who was wearing a muscle garment and once he took his shirt off,
he was all flab underneath, won’t you be very disappointed? Don’t get me wrong,
I don’t have a problem with a woman using the garment in the process of losing
weight and wanting to look toned down after childbirth. What I have issues with
is the fact that we in this country are all about the quick fix. I think we should
know that looking good is not just about hiding the body fat. And wait a
minute, I know some of you may actually think that you don’t have to stop
eating your favourite fatty foods, because your body magic will force you right
back in shape. You forget the fact that those foods are unhealthy and lack
proper nutrition for the body. You also forget that those are the same foods
that got you in a physically unfit figure in the first place. Forget the fact
that those foods aren’t going to help you maintain that figure. Should you
magically obtain it, you don’t want to sacrifice and take pains to exercise.
Doesn’t it surprise you that the garment is called body magic, like
abracadabra? It can give you all you want and you don’t have to sacrifice at
all. My dear, nothing works that easy.
Why not work harder to achieve a
permanent figure you are craving for? It must be hard, or down right depressing
to walk around looking fine most of the day, and then having to take off the
fine body suit and look at the undesired one at night. It’s like you are trying
to fool yourself and others. Eventually, you’re going to have to face the
‘fat’. Remember when you take off that body magic, gravity takes over! And no
man wants to buy an illusion. We all want the real thing. It’s just sad that
some Nigerian women are so hell bent on instant gratification. It would be
beautiful to see you ladies embrace yourselves as you are. If you run like a
rat, smell like a rat and look like a rat, then guess what girlfriend, you are
a rat.
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