5 Things Ladies Do That Drive Men Crazy (18+)

Hehehee! Read a very interesting article I got from a friend’s facebook page yesterday. It’s captioned 5 things ladies do that drive men crazy. Lol! Enjoy!

1) Expect Us To Be Telepathic

Every guy at some point has been thoroughly confused by this impossibly difficult conundrum. You know you have done something bad, but you’re not sure what. You are also in trouble for not knowing what you have done. The problem is that the resolution to the issue is locked
away in your girlfriend’s “Fort Knox” of a brain. Guys are not mind readers. Girls are not mind readers. We do not expect girls to be able to know and understand every thought process that we have, and we expect the same courtesy. Guys don’t like making assumptions when it comes to
action. We like to know that we are doing.the correct thing. Don’t make us assume. Tell us what to do and we will remember… it’s in our best interest to....continue

2) Comment On Attractive People, And Get Upset When We Do The Same.

To be fair, nobody likes double standards whether they are male or female, but there is one that most men seem to experience. Many a women has swooned openly about Ryan Gosling in front of their boyfriends, pushing them to get the same haircut, to
wear the same clothes, to portray the same amount of passion and devotion that he did in “The Notebook”. Usually, we will start
wearing chino’s and get a trendy doo without complaint, but can you imagine if a guy said to his partner “Amber Heard is freaking hot, you should cut your hair like
hers and get a tan,”. The world as we know it would end! It just doesn’t happen. No man who is still alive today has ever had the cojones to say to any girl “You should do what you can to look like someone that I find incredibly attractive even though you look nothing like her,” unless he has absolutely no intention of being with her romantically… and doesn’t like her… and has a death wish. Men understand that women want us to be dressed nicely and look our best, but we just ask to have the small freedom of being allowed to casually mention the attractiveness of a celebrity as
women do, without opening a Pandora’s box of insecurities. Women should be able to groan audibly at Javier Bardem or Joe
Manganiello, and men should be able to do the same for Jennifer Lawrence or Adriana Lima.

3) It’s Not Enough For You To Do Something, You Have To Want To Do It

I would wager that most guys have experienced this in their relationships.

Girl wants guy to do something.
Guy says he’ll do it.
Girl senses that he doesn’t really want to do it. Girl gets upset and says he should only do it if he wants to.
Guy says that he’ll do it if she wants.
Girl says that that’s not the point and so on and so forth.

This is one of the most frustrating
arguments in the history of the world… ever. There were probably quite a few male dinosaurs 65 million years ago who welcomed the obliteration of life on earth
in order to escape this situation. If a guy wants to do something that you have asked him to do, just to make you happy, it’s a
good thing! Especially if he has to do something that he really doesn’t want to. It means that he wants to make you happy, in
spite of himself. The fact that he would do what you requested, purely because you asked, means he cares. In the end you should want your guy to care about you.

4) When A Girl Asks For Your “Honest” Opinion

Good lord, the tension. It weighs heavy on our shoulders. We wait in suspense, in a constant state of
readiness. Ready for the moment when we are asked a question preceded by these dreadful words;
“I want your honest opinion…”
“Are you sure you want my honest opinion,
I mean, really sure?” we may ask in hope of a change of heart.
Alas, no luck. An honest opinion is what is required. Of course, every guy falls into the trap of both trying to boost the girls self esteem while still ensuring that he is being honest. I have found myself in this circumstance numerous times and have learnt the subtle technique of merely
pointing out something factual, and allowing the girl to perceive my observation as an opinion. However, sometimes there is no way out of it. Jo recently asked for my honest opinion but her question was very difficult to answer because I didn’t understand what she was asking. Jo asked me if her make up made
her look like she was trying too hard. I thought her make up looked fine but Jo didn’t. Unsure of what my answer should be, I barraged her with questions such as “trying too hard for what?’, “what look were you going for?”, “trying too hard in comparison to who?”. After a short while, I was unable to come up with an appropriate answer and muttered to her the typical guy cop out… “I dunno, whatever you think,”. Jo then took this as confirmation of her doubts. Removal and reapplication of beauty products was then necessary. Bill Cosby couldn’t have put it better when he said “Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice,”

5) When Women Ask You To Choose Something, And Then Say “No” To Everything

So many women do this, and it literally drives men mental!

Girl says “We should do something today,”
Guy responds “Okay, what did you have in mind?”
“I don’t know… you choose,”

The guy will then proceed to riff off a list of every conceivable event that they could attend including parties, restaurants,
cinemas, clubs, bars, parks and every possible variation with as many different options available. The girl “ummms” and “aaahs” through all the options while
twisting her face into an expression of reluctance and saying no to everything. Exacerbated and out of ideas, the guy will say “Okay, well you choose what we should do,” to which the girl will reply “I can’t
choose, you choose,”. It is at this point that guys will do one of two things. We become agitated, fed up and try to extract your choice from you with carefully crafted questions and prompts, or we
internalise our frustrations and store them up in the hope that one day, when indecision strikes again, our heads explode and the choice of what to do that day will
be made for the girl by her having to attend our funeral. To avoid this, all we ask is that the girl either make a decision or say yes to at least one of the options that
we provide.
Guys, what’s your take on these observations? Ladies, do you agree with the writer? Happy Sunday!