Wonders are not likely
to end soon. Why on earth should a man even contemplate on such a madness? How may
we agree with this story that sounds like a clip form Gollywood? Lol! So a man
could wake up one day and chop off his ‘joystick’…Choi! Then, when it is time
to ‘kill and eat’ nko? He will be looking at his food with disdain? Shmmm!
Adonbelieveit!
According to what I
gathered from a popular blogger, Andre Johnson made headlines some months ago
when he allegedly cuts off his own penis and jumped off a building. #Rollingmyeyes!
The report continues
that he survived the problem but has no penis now. Abeg, say hmmm!
A popular Blogger reports
that the Rapper Andre spoke to E! News, yesterday, exclusively about why he cut
off his penis...and life without his ‘joystick’....continue
In his words: "Yes, I was using drugs that night,
but I was in complete control. I cut it off because that was the root of all my
problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for
mortals, and I am a god...Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I
came here to be a god."
He also refutes
reprts in some quarters that doctors were able to reattach his penis
According to him: "Doctor's weren't able to repair anything. But, it still gets
hard, the little bit that I got. I still got some penis that works. It's not
the size of the prize, it's the motion of the ocean. There's no mystery to it,
but they couldn't reattach it. A penis is a penis". He continued: "I wasn't having that much sex up to
that point anyways. My days of reproducing are over. But now I'm a reborn man".
Andre also spoke about the incident thus: "I didn't want to kill myself. That was just my
response to the demons. They were doing their best to get to me, but being
alive solidified my thoughts...I'm alive, penis or no penis."
"I had a
psychologist I was seeing after I was released from hospital but I was quickly
okayed after they said I had all my marbles...the lights were on in the
attic."
He continued: "People perceived me as crazy, so I never wanted to speak
wholeheartedly on the matter. But now, in retrospect, the truth must be told. Me
and RZA (his music label) came to an understanding. I still write music, but I
love comedy and we're going to have a Wu-Tang writing team. I'm going to do stand
up along with making music".
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