The season of long essay is back!
Lol!
I thought the season of letter
writing or long essay wouldn’t come back anytime soon. But, with the latest
developments, am obviously wrong. Lol!
So Chief Obasanjo in his latest
book took a whip at many prominent personalities. Notable among the shoots were
the one he fired at the most reverend Professor of Comparative Literature,
Soyinka.
Now, the Prof has replied him for
slamming him in his autobiography titled: “My Watch”. In the book, Obasanjo
wrote about the noble Laureate...
“For Wole, no one can be good,
nor can anything be spot-on politically except that which emanates from him or
is ordained by him.”“He is surely a better wine connoisseur and a more
successful “aparo” (guinea fowl) hunter than a political critic, not to talk of
what he would do as a politician,” adding “I take him seriously on almost all
issues except on the political particularly Nigerian politics.
Reacting, in a piece titled, “Watch And Pray, Watch And Prey”, Prof.
Soyinka described Obasanjo as an expert in telling lies and a shameless man.
“I despise that species of
humanity whose stock-in-trade is to concoct lies simply to score a point, win
an argument, puff up his or her own ego, denigrate or attempt to destroy a
fellow being.
“However, even within such
deplorable species, a special pit of universal opprobrium is surely reserved
for those who even lack the courage of their own lies, but must foist them on
others.”
For now, let me single out just
one of the most glaring instances of this man’s compulsive career of lying, one
sample that the media can readily check upon and use as a touchstone – if they
do need one – in assessing our author’s multifaceted claims and commentaries on
people and events.
“I refer here to the grotesque
and personally insulting statement that he has attributed to me for some
inscrutable but obviously diversionary reasons.
“In the process, this past Master
of Mendacity brazenly implicates an innocent young man, Akin Osuntokun, who
once served him as a special adviser. Instead of conferring dignity on a direct
rebuttal of an ignoble fabrication, I shall simply make a personal,
all-embracing attestation:
“When an old man stuffs a lie
into the throat of an age-mate of his own children – omo inu e! – we can only
pity an irredeemable egomaniac whose dotage is headed for twilight disgrace.”
He continued
“In this season of goodwill, we
owe a duty to our immediate and distant neighbours: CAVEAT EMPTOR! Let all
beware, who try to buy a Rolex from this indefatigable watch peddler,” he said.
“Our author invokes God
tirelessly, without provocation, without necessity and without justification,
perhaps pre-emptively, but does he really believe in such an entity? Does our
home-bred Double-O-Seven believe in anything outside his own Omnipotence?
“Could he possibly have mistaken
the Christian exhortation – ‘Watch and Pray’ for his private inclination to
“Watch and Prey?”“This is a seasoned predator on others’ achievements – he
preys on their names, their characters, their motivations, their true lives,
preys on gossip and preys on facts, preys on contributions to collective
undertakings…..even preys on their identities, substituting his own where
possible,”
Source: MPN
Omo Nkita! chai chai chai!!!!!!
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