Hmm,
Robbers kwa???
Prolific writer Femi Aribisala opens up on the above topic. Read the article and tell us if you agree with the things he
said here....Enjoy.
“It used to be robbers who mugged
pedestrians. Now it’s a gang of priests assaulting worshippers” (Hosea 6:9).
A colleague of mine insists he is
still looking for a Pastor with a Centre, London. He said: “Anybody who knows where I can
find him should let me know.” “Why are you looking for him?” I wondered. “He
owes me money,” he maintained.
Money
Doublers
He had attended one of the
services conducted by the pastor as guest-preacher in his church. The
Pastor preached a sermon entitled:
“24-Hour Miracle.” At the climax, he asked the congregation to write cheques
for as much money as they possibly could, with the iron-clad guarantee that it
would more than double within 24 hours. In that time, he assured them, someone
would send them a ridiculously large sum by divine ordinance. You might get a
call or a visit from someone about the miracle money, or notification that it
had been deposited in your bank account.
This gentleman was so hoodwinked
by this hocus-pocus that he first wrote a cheque for half of his entire
savings. Then, on second-thoughts, he gave the other half as well. The next
day, he did not go to work, waiting for the miracle call; but nothing happened.
He thought perhaps he had made a mistake. Perhaps the 24 hours would start
counting later than he had expected; so he waited for another day. Still
nothing happened. After two weeks, it dawned on him that he had been scammed.
By that time, the cheques had long been cashed. He went looking for the “man of
God,” but he had left the country.
Let me let you in on a secret.
Pastors don’t usually do a scam of this scale in their own churches. They do it
at the invitation of another pastor. But they have an agreement beforehand that
for every naira raised, the host pastor would give them a certain percentage as
commission. This is then done on a tit-for-tat basis. When they do the scam in
your church, you reciprocate by doing it in theirs.
Sometimes it gets really wild and
this scam is done over several days. People are told to go and bring their
televisions, stereos, fridge-freezers, cars, jewellery, money; anything and
everything. Some even bring the Certificate of Occupancy of their homes. Some
give the very suits they are wearing and go back home in their underwear,
confident that God is going to astonish them. It usually takes a while before
they realise they have been conned. But some never wake up from the hypnosis.
Daylight
Robbery
Jide Ayanfalu inherited a
generator from his late “guardian.” He used it for business purposes by renting
it out to people who needed it on special occasions. It so happened that the
generator in his church, Zoe Ministries Worldwide, was stolen. The pastor
insisted that church-members should not be told about the theft; otherwise they
might conclude that God was not in the church. He asked Jide if they could use
his generator in the meantime.
Jide was agreeable to this: some
of his best customers were churches. But one week, two weeks, three weeks, one
month, after the church took his generator; Jide was not paid a dime. Two
months, three months, four months afterwards; still no payment for the use of
the generator. Finally, Jide summoned up courage to confront the pastor. If
they would not pay him for the use of his generator, at least they should give
it back to him.
The pastor was very offended. He
preached a fiery sermon in which he told the people in no uncertain terms that
their destinies were tied to his church.
“Don’t you know,” he asked menacingly, “we
have the power to withhold your blessings?” The royal “we” referred to the
pastor himself. Then he button-holed Jide after the service and went for the
jugular: “Don’t you think you should give the church your generator?” he
demanded.
Jide was troubled and could not
answer. He came to me to seek counsel as to what he should do. I immediately
pointed out to him that a robbery was in progress. I said to him:
“Jide, forget about having any
discussion with your pastor. Hire a van and go and remove your generator from
the church.”
Gangs
of Priests
In biblical days, Shechem was a
“city of refuge” as well as a city of Levites and priests. The cities of refuge
were established to provide hiding-places for the guiltless refugee on the run
for his life from a stubborn-pursuer. But the priests banded together as a gang
of robbers, and they waylaid the hapless on the way to Shechem.
In effect, those appointed to
teach the people the truth of God that they might live were the very ones who
endangered their lives. Thus, Hosea observes that:
“It
used to be robbers who mugged pedestrians. Now it’s a gang of priests
assaulting worshippers.” (Hosea 6:9).
Today, pastors are no longer
preoccupied with the rehabilitation of thieves. They are now single-minded in
swindling members of their congregation.
Offerings
by Extortion
My wife and I had gone one Sunday
to worship at our local parish of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Lagos.
But what ensued that morning caught us off-guard. The pastor was in a nasty
mood. The new church building was not progressing at a desirable pace.
Apparently, the funds for it had dried up. So the entire service was devoted to
reprimanding church-members for not contributing enough money to the Building
Fund.
Suddenly, he ordered the entire
congregation to stand up. Then he asked those prepared to contribute a very
high amount of money to raise their hands. When they did, he instructed the
ushers to write down their names. He then told them to sit down. Then he
mentioned another sum a little lower than the previous one, and went through
the same process again and again. By so doing, he was determined to extract a
commitment from everyone present by hook or crook.
We were not opposed to
contributing to the Building Fund, but were determined not to be arm-twisted.
We were also opposed to the making of public pledges. Jesus says:
“When you do a charitable deed,
do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, that your
charitable deed may be in secret; and your Father who sees in secret will
himself reward you openly.” (Matthew 6:3-4).
So we resolved not to oblige to
the pastor’s demands. He kept going one sum lower than the next and soon, he
was down to one hundred naira in the attempt to shame those of us still on our
feet. But we kept on standing and refused to make any public commitment. Then
he did something strange. He asked an usher to give me a cordless microphone
and then he asked:
“Dr. Aribisala, maybe you can
tell us how we are supposed to pay for the new building”.
The eyes of the entire church
were upon me. I noticed that many were even embarrassed for my sake. But I
refused to be intimidated. So I answered him:
“Pastor, I am not qualified to
answer that question. I think we should fast and pray and ask the Lord”.
na wa for this kind of article oo.
ReplyDeleteThis man is another FFK. always ranting without sense...i dont even know why people wouldnt ignore men like this???
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