Lol! This is
hilarious! Wonders are not likely to end soon. What else am I going to say now
and some male chauvinist wouldn’t take it personal?
The Police in Anambra
state has nabbed a 22-year-old man (name withheld), for reportedly stealing
women’s under wears…lol! The suspect who is currently cooling his heels in police
custody was arrested by the Anambra State Police Command for stealing 52
women’s underwear. Choi!
In his confessional statement,
the young man said he had no girlfriend and felt like he was having sexual
intercourse any time he picks a woman’s pant, even as he pleaded that the
police should release him.
The suspect claimed
he was not aware that his action was an offence until security operatives
arrested him.
In an exclusive
interview with the Southern City News, he confessed:
“I didn’t know that
it was an offence to take women’s pants. I don’t have any girlfriend. So, each
time I am with any woman’s underwear, I feel like I am making love.
“That’s why I go
about picking and keeping women’s pants. I didn’t know it was an offence until
the police arrested me. Please, tell them to release me. I didn’t intend to
steal those things. I think, it’s a spiritual problem”.
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