You’re driving down town and find yourself stuck behind someone going 15 mph below the speed limit. What’s your first thought? That guy needs to get off his cell phone!
You walk through an
airport concourse and notice a man pacing back and forth, laughing out loud in
a voice that bounces off the walls 30 yards away while he chats on his cell
phone. You think that’s why they have cell phones restrictions on flights.
Remember those days
when you could go to a movie—or to church—and not worry about being distracted
by ringing phones or by the white glow of someone texting a friend? Remember
when meetings at work weren’t interrupted by phone calls or messages that
people just had to accept or reply?
Nearly all divorces
especially within the entertainment industry are as a result of bad social
media manners. You can’t blame Facebook for your divorce. All it does is
exploit the cracks that are already in your relationship.
Here are some things
that suggest you have bad social media manners:
Posting your
wristwatch collections on Facebook or instagram and lying about their worth.
When you feel it is
really that important to facebook or instagram your amala or jollof rice for the
world to take you more seriously.
When you don’t know
that posting how your wife annoyed you on Facebook is like putting it on the
billboard at Allen Avenue roundabout.
When you are so
obsessed over your looks on Instagram that you forget how you look in reality.
Spreading your dirty
laundry all over social media and getting carried away with the meaningless
approval of strangers online.
When you keep posting
things that can be misinterpreted and get mad when you are called a bitch or
prostitute.
When you talk more
about your relationships on Facebook than you do face-to-face with the person
you are actually in a relationship with.
Carrying your phone
with you everywhere you go. The bathroom, the toilet, even in bed you keep
moving it from one hand to the other like the staff of the Oba of Benin.
When you are ruining
intimacy with your spouse because your phones keep beeping with alerts,
notifications and reminders, and you replace that deeply-felt, long
conversation you should be having with your spouse with the non-urgent, shallow
tasks of retweeting fun tweets, updating your Facebook status every minute.
You keep liking pictures of your
exes on instagram or tagging them to all your pictures on Facebook.
When you replace the
simple conversations you should have with your spouse with endless scrolling
through social media in search of funny images and videos.
When you become that
selfish, not sympathetic individual who is only worried about how many likes
your instagram pictures received, or how many retweets you get.
When you allow the
small, precious moments of your relationship slip away because you are too
focused on reading all your messages and you always get irritated or
unreasonably anxious when asked to put the phone away even for five minutes.
When all your posts
on instagram carry hashtags of #No-filters, #Naturally-me, #Haters-go-to-hell,
#Kill-yourself, #Simply-me, #Na-God, #Fashionista-of-life.
When someone posted
the picture of the container that fell from the bridge at Ojuelegba on Facebook
and you clicked “like,” do you like the fact that the container fell and killed
people or you like the crushed cars in the picture?
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