Ermm..., (clears throat). Me, I too like gossip joor, and that's one of the ways I put food on the table. Lol! Little wonder, my friends call me: Gistybuzor.
So, I was in the class on Monday when I got this notification from Queen Agu Marynn (via Facebook). You know as one of her fans...I suspended everything in the class and grabbed my phone; I must always have full data connection na, so don't bother to ask. Immediately, she updated that she is Engaged! Hmmm! As expected, her friends especially the ladies started identifying with her supposed 'good news'. I conspicuously noticed that guys especially her crushes didn't really like the update; but they had no other options than to accept reality. Lol!
Ordinarily, I would have just allowed the sleeping dog to rest; since I am just an admirer and nothing more. But, few minutes later, while her fans were still basking with the euphoria of her saying YES, to the yet to be known 'Mr. Right', she updated again that she's married. Lol! Oh, what a heart breaking news to many guys and maybe to yours truely. Lol!
I screen grabbed all the updates to convince you guys that this is not just a clip from one of those Nollywood movies.
Damsels video divas and models that know this pretty Queen too well, will tell you that her life is not like an 'open book' for public knowledge...she keeps her secret. Even people that see me as her publicist may not even know that the facebook cordility doesn't extend to her top secrets. #Winks
Immediately, I started investigating the sudden courtship and marriage to spread the gossip joor, and it amounted to an effort in futility. Chai!
I was like who could this lucky man be? When did it happen? To think that a damsel like this could get engaged and married the same day without any of her besties knowing is the height of mystery.
Anyway, it was when she later updated that she is in a 'complicated relationship' that I started suspecting that maybe she was just playing pranks. Lol!
So, I dare to ask: Queen Agu Maryann: are you engaged and married, or you are just trying to break our hearts? Lol! Am not unaware of this syndrome in the media and entertainment world called: publicity stunt, but guys...I will advise you people to start guiding your hearts because before a celebrity diva start pulling this level of stunt, someone is obviously ready to pop the big question. Lol!
As usual your comments are needed in the comments section of this blog. Lol! Don't forget Queen Agu Maryann is so dear to me, so if you dare comment harshly...I will trace you 'bloggly', and if you are a girl...a hot kiss awaits you; if you are a guy, make sure your chest and abs are big enough to intimidate me...Lol!
Choi! Guy, dat picture is cool enough to force me to mastrubation. Who gat this funkky chic, and hasn't ring her since?...allowing the girl to announce that she is single. OMG!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePulling publicity stunt with a scared institution like marriage like sick...this explains why I don't like like pageants and models, always showing off....SHM!!!!
ReplyDeleteChibuzor, if after giving this gal this level of publicity and u didnt f*ck her even once...shame on you. Big shame on you. How can you be promoting a babe like this and she is about getting married. This boy, you are a big time learner o! I tot, your graduation from Uniport would have given you some senses about women but....it seems you are still behaving like a virgin....SHM!
ReplyDeleteI don't need to be told that she is seeking a cheap public attention as she is abt to hand over to another Queen. She will definitely shun you after the show...lets watch and see....small brain in a big body.Fuck her mennnn! SHMMM
I bet dis is nt just a publicity stunat, its a mesage to som1 dat levels hv changed. Hope he undestads? The girl dey find husband now seriously.
ReplyDeleteLadies reading this post knw am sayn the truth.
Again, Mr. Trends, dot follow Mr. Anonymous advice o, if this kin celebrity wan give u fuck, na from her mind. Dont make any move ooo. u will loose her entirely. Mark my words. at ha own tym, she go just open d chop for u...heheheehehehehe
I love this beauty Queen, and her blogger Publicist, always doing their things. The guys ranting here may not know if the guy is 'sliding' her in his bedroom. As if he will tell you if he does...Lol
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